i just killed a cockroach
it was bigger than me
if it met my guinea pigs it could eat them
i screamed really loud and it stared at me and then i ran and got the raid and ran back and sprayed it and it ran around and i screamed more and kept spraying and then it started twitching
and then i had to get rid of it. AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
there are only two solutions.
1) move back NORTH
2) get married ASAP and make my husband take care of the bugs.
so if i am going to finish this internship i need to find myself a husband asap. please assist.
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1. Revolting
2. I am so proud of you!!
3. This story reminds me of the time I found an unidentified large bug crawling in my bathtub. Tragically, Matt was at work, so he was not there to hear my blood-curdling scream. I then proceeded to spray the shit out of the thing with Fantastic. It perished. It was subsequently rinsed down the drain. I always look for a bug before stepping into the bathtub now.
That is even better than my story. I lol’d.. thanks for that.
My bug would have been too large to rinse down any drain.
